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Fitness Funnies

There are lots of things about being out of shape, and in shape, that make for humorous situations. Here are some for your enjoyment.

(I'm always on the lookout for more of these. If you find a fitness-related joke or cartoon you'd like to share, contact me at randy@realityworkouts.com.)

One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

The Diet

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."

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